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8:01 p.m. - 2019-08-05 I met this guy. He spoke real fast. Like I dunno fifteen years went by and I seen him seldom. I was trying to help some sad chick I met once on the internet, I was gonna help her call up her mommy. So I reluctantly talked to her, and holy shit she was dating this guy that I mentioned knowing for 15 years or whatever, and somehow, dumbass me found a way to make her problem my problem. He really is that charming. He came to see me like a giant fucking man puddle, whew I really needed to see someone I knew. I like to think I helped make him feel better. There are days when he says he would have died without me around. He usually says he is gonna die everyday. He's anxious, and high strung. Then there are days when he says he will die if I don't leave him alone, and well I know I'm dyin either way, so there is that. Let me get to the story though.
I woke up, showered, made breakfast and grabbed two federal duck stamp mugs and made tea. Turned on the radio, and let him sleep. There weren't enough eggs and I made a really weird quiche. We wandered around, he was complaining about hundreds of bad bitches he was dancing with, so I asked him about his unit, I thought to myself, this guy has to be the proud owner of an AK. He laughed and told me about making love while I hung the sheets up to dry on the line.
In the car as we drove to Black Beach he explained to me that he actually enjoys talking and that we have good conversations. That felt good. It was so beautiful at the beach. We sat on a cliff and gathered stones and for a moment I thought he tried to hold my hand, and I had to think about my morals, I couldn't even believe he wasn't too shallow to even look at my hand, but it might have been a delusion. I read him Shakespear, and put a drop of rose oil on his forehead. we walked the shoreline in opposite directions. I found a creepy anonymous mask in the grass. we drove back and I stopped at the store cause something on the side of the road caught his attention and he kinda seemed really chipper about that, so we got potatoes and I dunno he got some juice, then the next thing I know shorty is tripping hard about his missing keys. Isn't there something eerie about misplacing a key? Before this happened I was recalling the last time I helped someone who told me they needed help finding their lost key, a black key, and now here I was looking for keys again, at Black beach. Dark, but we recovered the key it was by the little pile of stones we left where I read the sonnets. This time we forgot my coffee cup, and he ran like hell to go get it. There was a pretty woman alone at the beach and I wondered if they secretly knew each other. I bought him a teal blue star for his key ring trying to tweak his brain a bit for the better, I guess he thought it was like a secret weapon or something, maybe he smashed it lol. Then I couldn't afford gas lol. I was so distracted I over pumped it. Opps. I was so relived I wasn't alone and he helped lol.
God damn the look in his eyes was like incredibly sexy and that smile had me. I thought, now this is a man I can work with, he gets what he wants and so do I, we could take over the world, and then I was doomed. There was a million glasses falling down at the china shop in my mind and my gut felt weird and airy. I thought in my head god damnit, now I gotta lose like 40 pounds to get on the bottom of this roster of heart broken alien megababes.
Then. the second time I visited his ass, he was afraid of a mouse so he fell asleep, and when I got there, he had left his car light on, and he didn't even wake up! WHEN HE DID HE WOKE UP LITERALLY SCREAMING?
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